Boy Meets Floor

Meet our new blogger John (aka Penile Tease) the owner of our sparkling new Fresh Meat blog Boy Meets Floor. Here is what he has to say:

Last night was great! I didn’t think throwing yourself at the ground was meant to be quite so much fun? Well, I was grinning my ass off all the way through, and can safely say I thoroughly acquainted myself with the floor. We’re total bezzies now. Managing to bruise the best part of my elbow through my elbow pad somehow? Epic fail.
Dead chuffed for my first time on wheels. I couldn’t even move at the start of the night, but by the end I was loving it (if still wobbly as hell). I need to get the whole forward momentum thing a bit more together and I’ll be away… some practice to be done, but I thought I’d be worse to be honest!
Thanks to Mischief, Phoenix and Dusti for some awesome coaching. You guys made it so easy to pick stuff up.

and if you want to have some fun and build up a collection of interesting and unexplained bruises (and frankly who wouldn’t) come and give roller derby a go. Our beginners sessions run on Thursdays 7-9pm at the spandex palace.
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